This boy

My name is Christopher. I share a birthday with Courtney Cox and Demis Roussos, but here the similarities end.

I am openly atheist and believe that everyone deserves a break in life, a second chance and rehabilitation when it all comes crashing down. I read the Guardian and enjoy the occasional can of Stella. I live in frequent happiness with my wife, Kate. She’s into hippy shit and getting points on her Xbox 360 gamer profile.

I like all aspects of popular culture, movies, music, video games, girls in short skirts and Batman. I do not like Phil Collins, capers or horses. When I was young I was terrified of the album cover to The Very Best of John Denver, and still feel slightly sick when I think about it.

Oh god.